Hey, wanna make your Tuesday better. Go here. Oops. No. That makes your Tuesday butter. Hang on.
Go here. No no no. That makes it bitter.
You actually wanna go here. Gah! That’s batter.
Okay okay okay. Here ya go. WHAT?! Botter? I didn’t even know that was a thing.
I’m so sorry. I finally figured it out. Better. Technically that’s a sports better, but close…
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